Best of Blondes!
Posted: October 30th, 2009, 6:52 pm
A plane has just climbed to cruise level on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant sees this and asks to see her ticket telling the blonde that as she paid for economy class she will have to move back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Torontoand I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde in first class that should be in economy and she will not move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes to the blonde and explains that as the has paid for economy class she will have to move back to it. The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he will have to get the Police waiting when they land so they can arrest this blonde woman who just will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "She's blonde, I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." The pilot then goes over to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She says, "I'm sorry," then gets up and goes back to her economy class seat.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot said, "I told her first class isn't going to Toronto."
The flight attendant sees this and asks to see her ticket telling the blonde that as she paid for economy class she will have to move back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Torontoand I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde in first class that should be in economy and she will not move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes to the blonde and explains that as the has paid for economy class she will have to move back to it. The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he will have to get the Police waiting when they land so they can arrest this blonde woman who just will not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "She's blonde, I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." The pilot then goes over to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She says, "I'm sorry," then gets up and goes back to her economy class seat.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot said, "I told her first class isn't going to Toronto."
