Women
Posted: October 14th, 2009, 11:28 am
Chap was on his motor bike on a Californian beach when the booming voice of God said to him, "Because you've been faithful to me in all ways, I'll grant you a wish.
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii", said the biker.
God replied, "It's an enormous task to build over an ocean, it would use all the steel and concrete in the world. I can do it but it is hard to justify, is there anything else you can think of I can do to help mankind."
The biker thought for a bit and said, "I wish all men could understand women; I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment; what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make her truly happy?"
God scratched his head and said, "How many lanes do you want on this bridge!"
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii", said the biker.
God replied, "It's an enormous task to build over an ocean, it would use all the steel and concrete in the world. I can do it but it is hard to justify, is there anything else you can think of I can do to help mankind."
The biker thought for a bit and said, "I wish all men could understand women; I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment; what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make her truly happy?"
God scratched his head and said, "How many lanes do you want on this bridge!"
