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old sailor

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old sailor

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An old retired sailor put on his old uniform and goes down the docks once more for old times sake.
He hires a prostitute and takes her to his room.
He's going at it the best he can for his age.
The old sailor asks, How am i doing?
The prostitute replies, Well your doing 3 knots.
He replies, whats that mean ?
She says, your knot hard, your not in and your not getting your money back
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