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2 dogs

Posted: September 18th, 2009, 2:48 pm
by me
2 dogs in a vets, Jack and butch,
jack says what you in for ?
butch replies i mauled the post man and im being put to sleep,
Butch asks Jack what you in for then ?
Jack replies, i was walking past my owners bathroom and saw her naked bending over the sink washing her hair. I was so horny i mounted her doggy style .
Jesus says butch, no wounder your getting put to sleep.
Jack replies im not getting put to sleep, im in to get my nails clipped.