HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce, paid a visit
to a lawyer.
The lawyer asked, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them day-vorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup. I got 40 acres.'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit. I wears it to church
on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'Nope. I ain't got a Case, but I got me
a John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said, 'Yup. I got a grudge, that's where I
parks the John Deere.'
The lawyer asked, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both gets up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question,
'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'Nope. She's a little white gal, but
our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
this here day-vorce.'
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