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HILLBILLY DIVORCE


A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce, paid a visit
to a lawyer.


The lawyer asked, 'How can I help you?'


The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them day-vorces.'


The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'


The farmer said, 'Yup. I got 40 acres.'


The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?'


The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit. I wears it to church
on Sundays.'


The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'


The farmer said, 'Nope. I ain't got a Case, but I got me
a John Deere.'


The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'


The farmer said, 'Yup. I got a grudge, that's where I
parks the John Deere.'


The lawyer asked, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'



The farmer said, 'No, we both gets up at 4:30.'


By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question,


'Is your wife a nagger?'


The farmer said, 'Nope. She's a little white gal, but
our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
this here day-vorce.'

. Good one

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