Simple Match Fishing Forum

as you know next week i'm booked on the last practice match for the national  and its limted to 200 pegs
well the tank commander has seen some lovely boots for around the price of the match in the sales she said i could have them.now what i want to know is how many bad pegs are they in the match two i'm not going to draw 213 again  am i ::) ::) and three have the blo#dy pies gone up since last week 
can i please have half a peg as i can't take anymore of paul turners laughing after i've drawn  anglers are now waiting for me to draw before they do

1) Who the crappity smack has told you it is limited to 200 pegs?
2) Buy the tank commander a new pair of boots you tight wobbly cheeks tw4t
3) There ain't no duff pegs on the Shroppie; F and G will probably be the most consistent sections in the National.
4) There ain't no crappity smack pies at this one.
5) There is a sit down proper brekkie, with a drink, for fiver.
6) There will be loads of boats so bring a supply of those traffic light floats.
7) Proper beer after not pop lager. It is Banks'.

6) There will be loads of boats so bring a supply of those traffic light floats.

Love it

i hope i never loose one in the bushes
the boats will be stacked up for days

Nice shoes Joff, are they real camel skin

Simple will you be doing the rounds on Sunday so that you can point out the various gentlemen that frequent this site to me

as i'll be drowning maggots along with the rest of em

They all know you anyway mate. Your the one with the trumpet in your holdall

very good for a kid

pure camel and dog sh#t sims on bills canal

i think i might take paul turners offer up,instead of fishing the next match i'l just give him £20 and he'll give me a pair of trainers