ever had one of thous days

[joffmiester]

just got home to this wait for it





wrong coloured tiles

[Dodge]

Thems are cheap floor tiles joff get some proper spanish ones you tight git


Oh, and you have no chance of getting them up as they go off like rocking horse sh!t

[Simple]

He has layed them upside down

[me]

Thems are cheap floor tiles joff

that looks like a wall not a floor

[Simple]

that looks like a wall not a floor

How is that space floating on the wall then, bottom of picture

[Dodge]

Floor tile spacer is the give away      anyway i have seen them floor tiles on offer at wickes at £4.99 a m2  proper cowboy job if you ask me     

Get some proper spanish floor tiles joff  they are only £25-£45 a m2 

[joffmiester]

Spanish one's !!! 2 dogs two kids there are likely to scratch yes you can seal them but with the tank commander spilling her red wine every five minutes i wanted something not as porous they came straight out as well this morning

[Dodge]

Spanish one's !!! 2 dogs two kids there are likely to scratch yes you can seal them but with the tank commander spilling her red wine every five minutes i wanted something not as porous  they came straight out as well this morning 

[joffmiester]

looking better today dodge


i better get some browie points for this mate

[Dodge]

Bit like my kitchen joff

I have slate grey with silver shiny specles dear as crappity smack spanish floor tiles tho mate they shine like crappity smack when the spotlights are on ..... they are non slip aswell

Oh and i have built in lighting in ALL my units



and i have 2 bathrooms




and a loft conversion ....... en suite


and 4 bedrooms



and a big crappity smack off drive

[Dodge]

and a big crappity smack off conservatory

[bill yards]

I've got a crappity smack headache so there

[joffmiester]

crappity smack hell you must live next door dodge still i'm off to the hot tob now mate

[joffmiester]

these are your natural ones dodge i brought loads and when i realized they were not suitable i'l have to put them down in my fishing shed

[Dodge]

Av it

[Woodhouse]

Does Richard Branson live in between you two?


crappity smack snobs!

[CHOPWORM HERO]

Told ya he was the richest bloke in leeirshitshire

[joffmiester]

Does Richard Branson live in between you two?


crappity smack snobs!

who's he

[joffmiester]

Told ya he was the richest bloke in leeirshitshire 

chopped worm you don't know how well off you are
untill you you start to add up what you have that money can't buy mate

[Dodge]

crappity smackin snobs!

Did i mention i have had a new smart as crappity smack new roof put on an all

Dodge the Snob over and out