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just got home to this wait for it





wrong coloured tiles

Thems are cheap floor tiles joff get some proper spanish ones you tight git


Oh, and you have no chance of getting them up as they go off like rocking horse sh!t

He has layed them upside down

Thems are cheap floor tiles joff

that looks like a wall not a floor

that looks like a wall not a floor

How is that space floating on the wall then, bottom of picture

Floor tile spacer is the give away      anyway i have seen them floor tiles on offer at wickes at £4.99 a m2  proper cowboy job if you ask me     

Get some proper spanish floor tiles joff  they are only £25-£45 a m2 

Spanish one's !!! 2 dogs two kids there are likely to scratch yes you can seal them but with the tank commander spilling her red wine every five minutes i wanted something not as porous they came straight out as well this morning

Spanish one's !!! 2 dogs two kids there are likely to scratch yes you can seal them but with the tank commander spilling her red wine every five minutes i wanted something not as porous  they came straight out as well this morning 

looking better today dodge


i better get some browie points for this mate

Bit like my kitchen joff

I have slate grey with silver shiny specles dear as crappity smack spanish floor tiles tho mate they shine like crappity smack when the spotlights are on ..... they are non slip aswell

Oh and i have built in lighting in ALL my units



and i have 2 bathrooms




and a loft conversion ....... en suite


and 4 bedrooms



and a big crappity smack off drive

and a big crappity smack off conservatory

I've got a crappity smack headache so there

crappity smack hell you must live next door dodge still i'm off to the hot tob now mate

these are your natural ones dodge i brought loads and when i realized they were not suitable i'l have to put them down in my fishing shed

Av it

Does Richard Branson live in between you two?


crappity smack snobs!

Told ya he was the richest bloke in leeirshitshire

Does Richard Branson live in between you two?


crappity smack snobs!

who's he

Told ya he was the richest bloke in leeirshitshire 

chopped worm you don't know how well off you are
untill you you start to add up what you have that money can't buy mate

crappity smackin snobs!

Did i mention i have had a new smart as crappity smack new roof put on an all

Dodge the Snob over and out