Fly me
Posted: June 8th, 2009, 12:59 am
A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto - "We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto - "Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto - "Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says -
"What the f*** do you want ?"
"Ah !" he says , sitting back with a smile on his face........"Ryanair".
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto - "We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto - "Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto - "Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says -
"What the f*** do you want ?"
"Ah !" he says , sitting back with a smile on his face........"Ryanair".
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