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A neighbourhood tale.

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
but the police still don't do anything.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments.
The family are receiving a fortune in state handouts and none of them
has a proper job.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's wife but
= 0Anothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.
The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control...
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Who'd live near Windsor Castle ?

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Upton Snodsbury

thought you was on about our lot for a minute then