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Gems cooking me dinner tonight......

It was nice knowing you all.

:-/ :-* :-/
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Its not too late Si, you can still take action.

There are a number of options open to you.

1) Go for a visit to check out how Rolfs is fishing and tell her you have broken down on the way home and cant get home tonight.

2) Find the nearest copper and smack him one, they will arrest you and keep you in a cell overnight.

3) Your doctor has told you you have swine flu and you must remain in quarantine.

If these fail then get down the chemist and get some Eludril mouthwash and use it several times. It deadens the taste buds so you can eat the meal. The advantage of this is that you will still get the after meal benefits. ( you might like to stock up with other stuff while you are in the chemist Image)
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I was thinking of something along the lines of option 1. Going out in the car and saying I had broke down somewhere and then making some beep noises to confirm that my mobile's battery had run out Image Image

Just helped her turn the oven on Image Image
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How about saying you are a vegan with a nut, diary and veg allergy, or worst case get someone to phone up and tell em you have died. Bit strong i know but the phone won't ring.
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hehe Hero, good idea  Image Image

The menu is.

Roast Turkey Roll
Cauliflower Cheese
Carrots
Cheddar Mash

Turkeys in the oven and the carrots have been sliced.
Cauliflower in the pan and the tata's are been skinned alive.

I'm scared  :'( Image
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Whats for afters ???? ;) Image Image
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Whats for afters ????



weres that left over ground bait that was in that plastic bag from 6 months ago ???? Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
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Simps will be well disappointed if thats all he gets. Image Image
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Im still alive.... So far :D
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Im still alive.... So far


you will be for a hour aleast as youve got the washing up to do yet Image.




Dave, Gem will be to tired for any other afters, after all the energy she's had to use in cooking a meal Image Image
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Washing up is already done, my hands are well soft now :-* :P :P

Spud Duty....

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The end result......

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Happy girl....

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10/10 very nice Image Image
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Any chance of the good lady coming round here as my mrs dont half put me through it when shes cooking (moan,moan) Image I quite like the side order of cheese was it wensledale ? :D
cos i'm from a posh area whats a turkey roll ? ;)
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LOL we had the cheese in the mash and it was Cheddar.
As for the turkey roll, it was in the freezer and needed using up. Its processed turkey in a roll.

She is available for small bookings for a small fee of 1 glass of wine  Image
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Erm thats 4 glasses to a bottle. I can get lambrini for £10 for 5 bottles erm thats 20 sunday dinners happy days Image Image. Got to go mines coming and she dont look too appy >:( wonder if i dare ask for some cheese ;)
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Cheesy Mash is the best. Go for it Image Image
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Looks like you did by the dollop of mash on your plate. Im only allowed a third of that. :( :( Image
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Has John got a microwave at rolfs... She can make you one up for the first Jinx Match Dave lol Image
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Image Imagethat looks lovely Image Imagethe tank commanders having a new kitchen and we've been eating microwave meals for the last 5 weeks [well she has i've been larging it Image Imagein holland]another fish pie tonight Image Image Image
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Gems at it again. She is cooking Spag Bol for tomorrow night Image Image Image

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Fair play Simps ;) you've got it good Image I think its a good job the Tank commander has got a frozen fish pie for Joff as waiting for him to catch anything to put into a fresh one might take a long time :D unless she fancies cooking perch pie !! Image then again i dont think Joff will let her as he's keeping it for the angling times final Image
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