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Its not too late Si, you can still take action.
There are a number of options open to you.
1) Go for a visit to check out how Rolfs is fishing and tell her you have broken down on the way home and cant get home tonight.
2) Find the nearest copper and smack him one, they will arrest you and keep you in a cell overnight.
3) Your doctor has told you you have swine flu and you must remain in quarantine.
If these fail then get down the chemist and get some Eludril mouthwash and use it several times. It deadens the taste buds so you can eat the meal. The advantage of this is that you will still get the after meal benefits. ( you might like to stock up with other stuff while you are in the chemist )
There are a number of options open to you.
1) Go for a visit to check out how Rolfs is fishing and tell her you have broken down on the way home and cant get home tonight.
2) Find the nearest copper and smack him one, they will arrest you and keep you in a cell overnight.
3) Your doctor has told you you have swine flu and you must remain in quarantine.
If these fail then get down the chemist and get some Eludril mouthwash and use it several times. It deadens the taste buds so you can eat the meal. The advantage of this is that you will still get the after meal benefits. ( you might like to stock up with other stuff while you are in the chemist )
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I was thinking of something along the lines of option 1. Going out in the car and saying I had broke down somewhere and then making some beep noises to confirm that my mobile's battery had run out
Just helped her turn the oven on
Just helped her turn the oven on
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How about saying you are a vegan with a nut, diary and veg allergy, or worst case get someone to phone up and tell em you have died. Bit strong i know but the phone won't ring.
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hehe Hero, good idea
The menu is.
Roast Turkey Roll
Cauliflower Cheese
Carrots
Cheddar Mash
Turkeys in the oven and the carrots have been sliced.
Cauliflower in the pan and the tata's are been skinned alive.
I'm scared
The menu is.
Roast Turkey Roll
Cauliflower Cheese
Carrots
Cheddar Mash
Turkeys in the oven and the carrots have been sliced.
Cauliflower in the pan and the tata's are been skinned alive.
I'm scared
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Im still alive.... So far
you will be for a hour aleast as youve got the washing up to do yet .
Dave, Gem will be to tired for any other afters, after all the energy she's had to use in cooking a meal
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Any chance of the good lady coming round here as my mrs dont half put me through it when shes cooking (moan,moan) I quite like the side order of cheese was it wensledale ?
cos i'm from a posh area whats a turkey roll ?
cos i'm from a posh area whats a turkey roll ?
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LOL we had the cheese in the mash and it was Cheddar.
As for the turkey roll, it was in the freezer and needed using up. Its processed turkey in a roll.
She is available for small bookings for a small fee of 1 glass of wine
As for the turkey roll, it was in the freezer and needed using up. Its processed turkey in a roll.
She is available for small bookings for a small fee of 1 glass of wine
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Erm thats 4 glasses to a bottle. I can get lambrini for £10 for 5 bottles erm thats 20 sunday dinners happy days . Got to go mines coming and she dont look too appy wonder if i dare ask for some cheese
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that looks lovely the tank commanders having a new kitchen and we've been eating microwave meals for the last 5 weeks [well she has i've been larging it in holland]another fish pie tonight
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Fair play Simps you've got it good I think its a good job the Tank commander has got a frozen fish pie for Joff as waiting for him to catch anything to put into a fresh one might take a long time unless she fancies cooking perch pie !! then again i dont think Joff will let her as he's keeping it for the angling times final