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a 75 year old lady rang her local hospital
"hello i'd like some information on a patient, mrs tiptree.she was admitted last week with chest pains and i just wanted to know if her condition has DETERIORATED,STABILISED OR IMPROVED do you know which ward she is in??????

"yes, ward P, room 2B
i'll just put you through to the nurse station,hello ward P how can i help?

i would just like some information on a patient,mrs tiptree, i was wondering if her condition had changed if she had DETERIORATED,STABILISED OR IMPROVED????

i'll just check her notes I'M pleased to say that mrs tiptree's condition has improved. her temperature has steadied she has regained her appetite and after some routine checks tonight,she should be well enough to go home tomorrow..

"OH THATS WONDERFUL NEWS ,I'M SO HAPPY THANKYOU EVER SO MUCH!!!"

"you seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative???"












NO I'M MRS TIPTREE IN ROOM 2B NOBODY TELL'S YOU crappity smack ALL IN HERE


just tickled me

Certainly didn't happen in my hospital (Stafford).

Not many get out of there.

Front of express and Star tonight Bill.

Thats a terrible joke Joffy, Go back to canada

sorry mate it is bad looking at it today