Wayne
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 1:30 pm
Woman goes to the Benefit Office to stake a claim.
She answers all the relative questions then was asked, how many children do you have?
She replied, 'ten'.
What sex was the retort. 'Ten boys' was the answer.
What are their names, -she replied, 'Wayne'.
All of them?, 'Yes she said'.
Doesn't that get confusing she was asked. 'No she said, in fact it is very helpful, if I want anything done I just open the door and shout, Wayne and more often than not three or four will come to help'.
But what happens if you want one specific boy? She says, 'that's easy, I just call his surname out'.
She answers all the relative questions then was asked, how many children do you have?
She replied, 'ten'.
What sex was the retort. 'Ten boys' was the answer.
What are their names, -she replied, 'Wayne'.
All of them?, 'Yes she said'.
Doesn't that get confusing she was asked. 'No she said, in fact it is very helpful, if I want anything done I just open the door and shout, Wayne and more often than not three or four will come to help'.
But what happens if you want one specific boy? She says, 'that's easy, I just call his surname out'.
