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1st date

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joffmiester
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Unread post by joffmiester »

stephen hawkings came back from his 1st date in ten years.
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he had a broken wrist! Image Image
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Thats wrong but bloody funny Image Image
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Come off it Joff even mine are better than that Image Image Image Image Image

Two parrots sitting on their perch. One says to t'other 'You smell of fish'.

Second thoughts, Yours might be better but it is soooooooo close!
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1 more post Bill and you have done 1000 posts.
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Dont encourage him Si.
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I think he is saving it for a big occasion lol Image Image
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