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stephen hawkings came back from his 1st date in ten years.
his glasses were smashed!
he had a broken wrist!
twisted ankle
and grazed knees














apparently she stood him up

Thats wrong but bloody funny

Come off it Joff even mine are better than that

Two parrots sitting on their perch. One says to t'other 'You smell of fish'.

Second thoughts, Yours might be better but it is soooooooo close!

1 more post Bill and you have done 1000 posts.

Dont encourage him Si.

I think he is saving it for a big occasion lol