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afterlife

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lloydy
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afterlife

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A couple make a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of afterlife, their biggest fear was there was no afterlife. After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.
Mary, mary

is that you Fred

yes i've come back as we agreed

whats it like

well i get up in the morning, i have sex, i have breakfast, off to the golf course, i have sex i bathe in the sun and then i have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again the have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.

Oh Fred you must be in heaven.

Not exactly i'm a rabbit on hill top golf course Image
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