elephant
Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:21 pm
a man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get a erection 
:'(after the doctor had given him a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base were damaged from a prior infection and there was nothing he could do for him 
however the doctor had read about a experimental treatment that might just work for him
but only if he was willing to take the risk
the treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephants trunk to the mans penis
the man thought long and hard he couldn't think of spending the rest of his life without sex
so he decided to give it the green light
a few weeks after the operation he planned his first romantic evening with his girlfriend
:-*and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city
after the first course he felt a stirring in his trousersit was painful so he unzipped his trousers to release the pressure 
when suddenly his penis sprang from his pants and went straight up to the table and nicked a bread roll and then shot back in his pants
:ohis girlfriend was stunned at first,but then with a sly smile on her face said"that was incredible.can you do that again
with his eyes watering,he replied
"i think i can but I'm not sure if i can fit another roll up my wobbly cheeks "
:'(after the doctor had given him a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base were damaged from a prior infection and there was nothing he could do for him however the doctor had read about a experimental treatment that might just work for him
but only if he was willing to take the risk
the treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephants trunk to the mans penis
the man thought long and hard he couldn't think of spending the rest of his life without sex
so he decided to give it the green light
a few weeks after the operation he planned his first romantic evening with his girlfriend
:-*and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city after the first course he felt a stirring in his trousers
it was painful so he unzipped his trousers to release the pressure when suddenly his penis sprang from his pants and went straight up to the table and nicked a bread roll and then shot back in his pants :ohis girlfriend was stunned at first,but then with a sly smile on her face said"that was incredible.can you do that again with his eyes watering,he replied
"i think i can but I'm not sure if i can fit another roll up my wobbly cheeks "
don't llet gem get any ideas sims 