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just had an appointment with a fortune teller
she told me a lot of money is coming my way

i left all excited











and then got fu#king hit by a securicor van

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Reminds me of when I went to see the same fortune teller. She actually crossed MY palm with silver and told me to put the coins in the end of a Durex. Why, I asked. She said that it was the only way I am ever going to come into some money!
MGB