Simple Match Fishing Forum

Before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed,
and before I get drunk and loose my PC,
'a very happy Easter from all of us at the Ahlzeimers Club.

Have a great 1983.

:'(tears are falling knowing that this man suffering like he is ::) ia actually running the Div 1 National

Please spare a thought for the poor senior stewards that have to cope with this pressure

Think of the competitors in the Div 1 that are paying for him to get drunk!

competitors i'll be in the bridge inn at penkridge and i'm open to bribes of pints

All GREAT WRITERS are p!ssheads apparently

Talking of Alzheimers:

A guy brings his sick wife to the doctor. The doctor tells him, "We screwed up the lab results. She either has AIDS or Alzheimers."

The guy says, "Great, what should I do?"

The doctor advises, &quot rop her off about a mile away from your house. If she finds her way home, don't f##k her!"

:D

I think i'd rather have Parkinsons than Alzheimers....


It has got to be better to spill your beer rather than forget where you left it.

Haven't you already drunk so much that you drop first beer of the day anyway cos of the shakes ? ? ? .....

Then you get into your car to go fishing ::)