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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me no end,

And always be my very best friend.




MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

Huge boobs who owns a big house, a yacht, a private jet

and a chain of pubs. This doesn't rhyme and

I don't give a sh!t.

PSML!!

Love it!

Quality

Not deaf, she wouldn't be able to here what you wanted for your tea

bill your one brick short of a full load mate

Brilliant poem ( the second bit that is )