The Seven Dwarfs!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 15th, 2008, 8:49 pm
Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are THE seven dwarfs they are immediately sent in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy my son' said the Pope 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me Your Excellency but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No Grumpy there are no dwarf nuns in Rome'.
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy then turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment then answers, 'No Grumpy there are no dwarf nuns in Europe'.
This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again Grumpy turns round and silences them with another angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry my son there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world'.
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling around and laughing, pounding the floor, tears running down their little cheeks, as they begin chanting ........
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
Any connection with anyone on this site is purely deliberate
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy my son' said the Pope 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me Your Excellency but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No Grumpy there are no dwarf nuns in Rome'.
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy then turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment then answers, 'No Grumpy there are no dwarf nuns in Europe'.
This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again Grumpy turns round and silences them with another angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry my son there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world'.
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling around and laughing, pounding the floor, tears running down their little cheeks, as they begin chanting ........
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
Any connection with anyone on this site is purely deliberate
