Simple Match Fishing Forum

the night was drawing in,a cold and frosty night and only the odd owl making itself heard.i carried on into the wood hoping to find the perfect christmas to take back to the house for the family  :o :owhen suddenly a little dwarf came running towards me,i was shocked to say the least and as we came face to face   he handed me a map and then disappeared  suddenly i felt the whole of the wood was watching me,i started to run and run until i got back to the road and what i thought was safety remembering i still had the map.i had a quick glance at the map when suddenly  

I felt a tap on the shoulder, I turned round and and saw.....

what appeared to be a shadow or something more sinister

It was Dodge the Northerner after a tree so J0ff sold him the map....Dodge then set on his way to......

wigan not knowing what powers the map would hold for him  :o

It lead to dodge looking for a new team

He travelled the country (well above Watford ) but all he could find was ...........................

the best chub pegs in all the land, the map had pointed them out to him. Armed with this top secret information he......

Brought 17 loaves of bread and 3lb of cheese ....just in case the chub didn't ..........................

blanked

for a second what have i brought all this bread and cheese for as he sat on the best peg suddenly a load of dwarfs came out of the bushes and tucked in to freashly made sandwiches.and after they had filled there bellies one of the dwarfs gave him another map,and said this is the second part but you must watchout it carries danger with it

The second map sent Dodge to the Leeds Loverpaal Canal, not far from the Wigan Football Ground.

dodge was thinking "when is my luck going to change so many lovely places in the world and i'm walking down the banks of the leeds loverpaals canal"when suddenly a bang and a flash dodge had landed on a small island [not of pennywort] surrounded by blue seas and golden beaches.he started to explore and came across something very

Ive come across Crappity Smack all and am still looking for a team ................................
















Not in Wigan tho

woodhouse spoke out and said hankat are desperate for people to join his team and they are not based in wigan, but are based in the wild west midlands were .................

i was going to get my christmas tree from. this time i'l make sure i get one,just hope i don't bump into one of those dwarfs  

with a pointy hat on and wearing a crimbo jumper, and a roll up fag hanging out of his .............

quite sizeble mouth. This dwarf has only recently spawned.............

And the dwarfs have an argument so decided to go on Jerry Springer to sort it out....

But jerry springer was on holiday so Kilroy Silk stood in for him and before long ......................................