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Its looks like it may be a lot quieter on here in the near future....


Sorry folks but Mr Joff has had to have his account locked.


Please dont bother with your Free Joff campaigns.....


They wont work!

Does that mean he battered you marrigold

He didn't batter me...

He had two lucky big roach!

Quinny had 8lb of lucky big roach next to my 8oz

Whats with the good looking thingy Lee??


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Well joffs just txt me and told me he battered you by over a kilo Now thats a battering

well marigold how did ather sorry loughborough fish

ropa...he beat me by 550 grams.

Nope it definately says by a KG

I was on the scales Ropa...

I had 1480 and Joff had 2030.....he had two roach over a lb....lucky sod.


And he has just got back from the pub...The Tank commander is looking out the window with a torch in one hand a knife in the other...perhaps he aint that Lucky.

A little birdie has just told me that all the chemists in Willenhall have sold out of Ralgex.
A little birdie also tells me that this guy was netting the same roach a minimum of four times; it was bigger than one ounce though.
A little birdie also tells me that road signs are there to be read; just what can he mean by this?

TWEET TWEET

Before I get barred too.
Definitely one kilo.

You should've had a Mars bar bet with me. Drew a horrible bend, looked ok but plumbed up all wrong with no depth across and a steep slope to the middle. Like everyone else in my section I fed 5 mins before seeing a crappity smack boat smash through all our lovingly created ice holes. Had a perch early then had a couple of walks - something I hardly ever do - then had a nice walk back to the car. I was in the shower by 2.30...
:(

I bet no one on here missed winning there section by 4 drams , came 7th individual overall in a 110 peg W/L match and didnt win a penny !!!!





I cant take anymore

what a weekend
sunday morning i walked in the boat pub and the landlord said to me "is this bloke one of your fishermen or is he looking for somewhere to sleep"i looked round and found it was only yam yam he had booked under a alias name he soon made himself at home and met one or two off the site he got in buckos good books straight away by pumping his tyre up for him he must of been scared of him ::)still most are after we had had a breakfast and a head count we made the draw i didn't take much notice until everyone had drawn,i had sent woodentop to have a word with the lads about his peg A GOOD PEG
i had just finished off and i looked down to find some scales lee said to me2 who's scales are these" so having a quick look i realized it was my section so it wasn't any trouble at this point i looked at lee and he'd got a massive grin on his face "whats up" i said after telling how good his peg was :then realizing i had drawn next to him ;That was it none stop banter from then on.lee was set up in minutes as usual and he was off down the bank making more friends the canal had coloured up over night and this might be a bad sign anyway the match started and the banter carried on for the first hour it was crap,but soon lee and myself were catching roach and with steve woolhard the other side of lee a good match was starting with lee often looking left and right still it was lees first time on the canal and showed as steve and myself watched him landed his first roach with three foot of laggy coming :oand in the net three times it was a spot on day by all but the scales were in my favour after landing a couple of big roach its all about presentation lee

i've not kicked off

did you get a round in lee sat there like lady muck

i wish i'd of taken my camera

woodlice your a bit quiet today
but i will say after seeing your presentation while you were rolling a ciggy at 13 metres :oi haven't seen many that can do that

weigh sheet said
steve woolhard 1kg 500g
lee woodhouse 1kg 080g  thats what it said and you were on the scales
joffmiester 2kg 080g

thats a 1kg bashing  
as for the mars bar challenge
according to mr woodhouse   you ow'd me one,you had double or quits,i'm even with you
it was all a bit but one thing is sure no mars bars past hands

Are you sure it aint Lee who`s locked his own account

i wish someone could of locked him up yesterday