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Whisker pole for sale,nearly new with no wear and tear !!!!

Would you consider swapping for a set of golf clubs?

F*ck in hell Fozzie....you've drawn one bad peg in three years and your selling your tackle.


Welcome to the real world

is this right 2nd today with 9lb 14oz was the peg you rested in the practise match when you had 11oz ?

You are correct monsieur Mohammed...


There was a bit less water coming in today though.

Drawcrap,

Is that right,
TEN anglers are on the transfer list?

Definitely a case for a Shrink if our team beat DNW on a bloodworm job. There are a few in Baghdad that will fit the bill.

It is just gone 10.30 pm and I don't smell of dog crap (my kit does)

I had a dog barge my top kits out the way and have a crap under my top kit roost yesterday. The owner just put a few tufts of grass over it and walked off!

Lost count of the amount of shitting machines that walked past me at Nuneaton. I fished about three yards from my peg, disqualify me if anyone wants too but I'm not sitting where there is more dog sh!t than grass.
I couldn't stand my own smell, I amd my kit was covered in the stuff. I had to put my holdall upright to avoid it lying flat on the ground and inavitably in dog sh!t; firsrt dog past was soon on three legs.
Never saw anyone with a scoop. I saw one lady with a plastic bag and thought that's more like it until she started feeding her shitting machine with dog biscuits from it.
Roll on Dams amd Lock on Sunday; sooner have a boat across my peg.

Shitole

Perverts in Nuneaton aswell, i was looking into the bushes after match and noticed someone in the flats behind me taking a photo of me. He would of needed a strong lens to get a photo of what he was looking for

Wasn't you doing all the crapping was it Lycra?

Drawcrap, I'll take your new pole off your hands for you; you will have to include a £50 note, a chicken Madras and two spicy poppadoms.

And I thought I was last in match on Sunday with 12 oz odd!
Roll on Dams and Lock on Sunday

Wasn't you doing all the crapping was it Lycra?

couldn't get the lycra off fast enough mate, had to empty them when i got home

Whisker pole for sale,nearly new with no wear and tear !!!!

Have the butt sections ever seen daylight drawcrap

Whisker pole for sale,nearly new with no wear and tear !!!!

After your performances this weekend i was expecting you to sell ALL of it

ill take those golf clubs off ya hands lee you can av the lot! fink its the thought of atherstone still to come!!

Wezza missed you in the pub last night swampy

bet he did alex is lucky i day throw him in the cut! givin wesa 1dram more than me if he hadnt took 5mins to get my weight id of ad the last laugh!!

i keep waking up having nightmares about them tins at dams and locks. if i draw there lewis will be walking home!!!!!

id best be careful wat i say bout alex he bit touchy bout wat peop le say to him or is it just our friend lewis!!

tell me bout it fozzy ive bin on them 3 times in 3 years!! shite

tell me bout it fozzy ive bin on them 3 times in 3 years!! shite

After all the practice you should be alright there sunday