Simple Match Fishing Forum

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:02 pm**

I fished Dams and locks today...

I drew a good peg and got battered, i think i had the match winner next to me and i was on a better peg!

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:28 pm**

Did u have the hook on upside down?

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:31 pm**

yes mr woodlice i think you did, lewis has just texted me and said it was like having two empty pegs next to him , you were that easy. . . . oh and by the way albert who won the section the other side of you said the same !!!!!! oh dear.......................

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:43 pm**

Albert beat me by about 4 oz.

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:47 pm**

you ve done well mate!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 7:56 pm**

How did you end up?

Posted: **November 9th, 2008, 8:43 pm**

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

what lesson have you learnt ? to take more mars bars for the blokes that beat you or to give up fishing and take up knitting

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 6:55 pm**

I have had several texts today

Quote text .......... Woodhouse was very very quiet yesterday

Mind he was getting quite a slapping

Lots of love Jiffy Bag

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 6:59 pm**

yes mr woodlice i think you did, lewis has just texted me and said it was like having two empty pegs next to him , you were that easy. . . . oh and by the way albert who won the section the other side of you said the same !!!!!! oh dear.......................

match winner one side and a section winner the other side

:ojust think what bill would of had off it

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 7:17 pm**

I fished Dams and locks today...

I drew a good peg and got battered, i think i had the match winner next to me and i was on a better peg!

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

Did you loose a mars bar???

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 7:27 pm**

sounds like a box full chris

six pegged sections and lee came 5th

and that was because the sixth peg was empty

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 7:40 pm**

I won a quid off Sladey.....

I went to the Spar and bought two Mars bars.

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 7:45 pm**

Don't worry Mr woodhouse.
Jiffy battered me once.
Not bad out of te 47 times I've drawn next to him

Posted: **November 10th, 2008, 10:50 pm**

I won a quid off Sladey.....

And you only won that because i packed up!

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 8:07 am**

This calls for a Limerick!

There was a 'guy' named Lee
Who went to the Birmingham-Fazeleley
He drew on peg eight
Got battered early and late
By a northerner next door named Jiffee

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 8:41 am**

Bill try again...

I was on peg 6!

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 9:43 am**

Don't tempt me.
I can think of the odd appropriate word that rhymes with LOCK
I can also think of one that rhymes with SIX

They both apply in this case!!!!

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 4:46 pm**

PMSL !!! Very good Bill

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 5:50 pm**

Bill...He is no longer known as Jiffee either.

From now on he will be known as "the Queen".....

Posted: **November 11th, 2008, 7:05 pm**

Freddie?

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