Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
>
> She was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she
> asked him how he managed for sex? 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane
> explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said 'Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in
> trunk of tree.' Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
> will show you how to do it properly.'
>
> She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. 'Here,' she said,
> pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.' Tarzan removed his
> loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood.
>
> Then he stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
>
> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
>
> Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that
> for?' Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'
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Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
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