A man says to his wife - get ready - you, me and the dog are going fishing. The wife says - I don't want to go. The man gives her three choices, fishing, bj (for the sake of this any DNW Van men reading this this it ain't bloodworm and joker!) or take it up the rectum. Wife picks bj.
After sucking for a good while she says this tastes like sh!t.
Man says - I know the dog didn't want to go fishing either!
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