Beware !!! Halloween !!!

#1

Please will people with a nervous disposition , the elderly, the infirm especially in the Willenhall part of Yam Yam land, think twice before opening their front doors tonight to Trick or Treaters !!!....... as it has been reported that Woodhouse Halloween Masks

have been doing a roaring trade amongst the younger generation in that area

#2

Woodhouse wouldn't need a mask on. crappity smack me, he'd frighten me to death if he knocked on my crappity smack door as he is.

joffmiester · #3

i've painted my wellies silver and put them outside the front door along with a sign GARY GLITTER LIVES HERE

that should stop the little blighters

#4

That would attract Woodhouse;

GG likes little fellas

#5

Joff whats wrong with Gary Glitter

joffmiester · #6

a takeout kid nice

#7

2 lots of "Trick or Treaters" been to our house already ::) thankfully none of em looked like Woodhouse

#8

2 lots of "Trick or Treaters" been to our house already ::) thankfully none of em looked like Woodhouse

Theres just two streets in the whole world that look like marigold, keep it in the family.

#9

Just had my first trick or treater.
Lucky bastards; I never went to the door?

Just had the second as I am typing this; ain't going to the door again.

That's two, - who will have the record tonight?

#10

Just had my first trick or treater.
Lucky bastards; I never went to the door?

Just had the second as I am typing this; ain't going to the door again.

That's two, - who will have the record tonight?

I should go to the door if i were you Bill, the kids have a season ticket at dams and locks for anyone who doesn't answer

#11

We have had 5 up to now.
Hope theres not many more because I can eat all the left over sweets

#12

A goblin just knocked our door. hang on its Lee come for some bait

#13

I'm up to four now; the last twat nearly took the pain of glass out of the front door; don't these kids know the meaning of crappity smack off?

#14

The forum swear filter is nearly on fire. I have to turn it up to MAX when Bill comes online

Still no more tick or treaters here...

#15

I'm up to four now; the last twat nearly took the pain of glass out of the front door; don't these kids know the meaning of crappity smack off?

Come on Bill even Rockos bought a bag of sweets for the kids

#16

Don't upset me.
Sweets for kids, you must be crappity smack joking

Don't mention Rocco either, I owe him £1 from D&L.

He even asked me to move the draw for next years Div One fron Stafford to Rodbaston to save getting his car out!

#17

Don't mention Rocco either, I owe him £1 from D&L.

£1.10 now, interest

#18

You owe me a rig.
I've just crappity smack one up with laughing

#19

a chub rig

#20

No more trick or treaters. Looks like the barbed wire and broken glass has done the TRICK.