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Lee and Simon

Posted: October 20th, 2008, 9:23 pm
by Daylewlia
Lee and Simon are 7 year old twins.

They wake up one morning and Lee says " I think its about time we started swearing, when we go down for breakfast we wll both swear at mum, what do you think"
"great idea" replied Simon " you go first and i'll follow you"

At the table mum asks Lee what he would like for breakfast, " sh1t,  I'll have coco pops please" he answered and with that mum belts him round the head and he jumps down and runs off crying

"what do you want ?" asked mum to Simon, "I'm not sure at the moment" replied Simon " but I certainly don't want fcuking coco pops"

Lee and Simon

Posted: October 20th, 2008, 9:56 pm
by Simple
I never swear... EVER Image Image