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it started on tuesday bit of man flu coming on tank commander and i set off to pick mini tank commander up from nursery alls well and good nice night not too much traffic and shes driving so we pick up mini tank commander early  great i thought a quick pint and a chaser down the woodies that would sort my man flu out relaxed we started back towards home and i had noticed the conversation was little [that was nice] when suddenly we had a detour to the new high-cross center in leicester she said i thought you might like to have a look round [think again i thought] anyway half an-hour and £2 shorter in my pocket out we came again conversation a little better suddenly she said to the kids "daddies going to the pub and that soon put a stop to that after making a train track for the next hour the kids went to bed   and dinner arrived  watched a bit of telly and went in my fishing room and messed about only to find the tank commander had gone to bed next day wednesday i'm off to work early so i dont see the kids or the tank commander untill they are on the way to school then she pops in the shop[normally you have to stand bye your beds ]
but this day she only told me i had a letter from anglers world holidays great i new what that was about holland i normally have the afternoon off and the tank commander takes over so we passed like two ships in the night had a quick look at the letter everything was bang on and the price had'nt gone up that much so off i went fishing picked the kids up and headed home put the dinner on a few brownie points bottle of wine for when the tank commander walked through the door and kids bathed spot on
WHAT COULD GO WRONG well how about this
the tank commander had opened the letter so she new what date i was going to holland  
well in she walked   both barrels loaded
lets get one thing straight here you know my best friend is getting married on the 9th of may dont you and said i'd heard rumours[first mistake   wrong answer] so i said yes   question two what is the date she said i answered i dont think you told me   wrong answer again question three what date do you go and come back from holland  thats easy go the 30th and come back the 9th   it went silent for minute or two   then i said don't worry i'l be back the boat docks at 7am its only hull i've got to driver back from   another wrong answer she gets married at 10am and i'm helping her to get ready while you look after the kids and thats not the only reason i'm mad no not just mad but fuming is i took you to have a look round the new high cross center because its my birthday on sunday sh#t big sh#t i've onlly had to spend one night in the duck shed so far

Marriage eh Joff


She still luvs yer and the making up will be gooooooooood

shes got the right wobbly cheeks mate i normally go out with the lads tonight and i've just told her i'm still going even with man flu a few malt whiskies will do the trick
good job it all came out i live such a simple life i'd of never remembered her birthday

its time to go

Night night Joff

its not much better this morning

No worries Joff I'll cheer her up on Sunday night

oooooopsy.

Every woman deserves a lil treat now and then get your thinking cap on and make it special she should cheer up after!

About the holiday, i can understand her being miffed at that whilst her best mate getting married lol. You usually only get one best mate that your close to and it should be the 1st and only time they get married. Its a girly thing we like to be present at special times for special people and i guess if you have kids they cause a stress and need to be dumped on a babysitter for few hours! Where she can chill out and help out with her mates wedding.

How can you forget her birthday lol thats bad!! whatever the present- its still the thought that counts (well is to me but i guess not every female is like me thank gawd!)

Anyway, well i had better gather some things together- were going camping today

Nice one Gem


There you go Joff now you have 2 women on your case

ones too many when you are looking down both barrels dodge
still i did give her some flowers today

still i did give her some flowers today

Were they left over from a wake in Woodies?

No, wild tares!

8-)i got a smile this morning it could of been wind

Hope you managed to rush round and get your lady a birthday pressie!

gem everything turned out great
rushed around after pegging out with the two kids and two dogs then took the kids shopping managed to get a couple of nice cards and one with mummy on that always goes down well sunday morning she woke to a cup of coffee and off i went fishing to the call of "i'l be home early"
first problem we had to put the start time back to 11am second problem it was the final league match and all the results had to be done
and third problem i had a couple of beers with the lads
suddenly remembering what i had said earlier so off i raced only to fined she was still out shopping and a good evening was had

Lol fair play!

dog house again went to the woodies for a quick pint last night i think i got in about 11pm
i did say to her why are cooking at this time of night and she said"i'm not" so whats with the rolling pin behind your back then

Has this turned into GEMS AGONY AUNT thread ::)


Get a grip Joff

He had a load of grief off the tank commander at home and Sergeant Cope gives it him in the shop ......poor bloke

ITS WEDNESDAY means fishing day i've lightened my kit and i'm off to the deeps just to see if the bream are still feeding i hope no one thinks i'm a polish immigrant pinching fish