Salute the new dad

#1

I have to report the birth of a daughter to Keith Hulland. It was quite a difficult delivery but two barrels of WV40, a pair of shears and two crow bars did the job. Both are doing well but keith said he was a bit sore at the edges.
The girl weighed in at 3 stones 11 lbs and will be called Mona Lottie.
She will be christened at St William the Smart's Church, Stoke-on-Trent next week sometime. The service will be conducted by the right reverend, the Canon Ball. In the evening guests will be invited to eat as much curry as they can get down their gizzards; that is if there is any left.

#2

Brilliant....absolutely brilliant..

Have you got a picture before and after the birth?

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If Keith's just had a 3-stone baby I feel sorry for its twin still stuck up there somewhere!

#4

Luv it

Does it look similar to ........

I bet it wont cry

Just moan & moan & moan