mars bar challenge result

joffmiester · #1

mars bar challenge wekends result and its a right shocker venue dams and locks water and i must say what a lovely stretch and no boats

could'nt believe it weather looked good for some big weights of skimmers and being in lee's team we had the right information on the venue just the wrong draw [thanks lee] still it was all about the MARS BARS with tony keeling paul jarram mark and lee and anyone else that wanted to throw one in i can always sell mars bars

with half ahour before the all in lee's sat behind me and said he had only set two rigs up

i thought he was going to have my pants down with me setting up the normal six top kits
at the all in everybody was catching loads of fish and one or two locals were fishing down the track for skimmers my first mistake not doing that still it was a fish a chuck on squatt but very small bye the end of the match i weighed 5lb 12oz but had no bonus fish and one thing i have learnt you do need to fish for them at some point in the match needless to say there was loads of weights between 4lb and 6lb with the top 5 all having a few bonus fish a great dats fish reallly
but the best part was to come the result of the mars bars

I TOOK THE CHALLANGE

and as the mars bars came flowing in Lloydy shouted out" you 'l need a lifetime membership at weight watchers at this rate"

poor old tony had to come into the pub with a bag full

lee handed me yet another plus one to paul jarram and in return had one off mark who did'nt think to bring one as he thought of only receiving one

and one off tony ::)

joffmiester · #2

my peg

best pegs were down to my left and all in my section

back at the pub as tony started to dish out the mars bars i think he's still there

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and this is lee he thinking of getting individual sponsorship from mars
and at the end of the day iits all about the laughs and i think some

anglers forget that bye the way the kids would like to thank uncle tony and uncle lee for there treats

#3

Ouch....

I've just banged my head on the desk looking at those photo's

#4

Now come on lets have the truth of it all.
It took us one hour and a half to get there due to an accident. We were sent up towards Nuneaton and had to come via the M42.
The day cost me £12 in fuel and a £4 odd for a rushed breakfast; another £12 to fish. This is the first round of a new league. I get to my peg; a pleasure angler dumped 7 lbs odd back plus groundbait and all manner of feed including green and pink boilies. In the whole match I had six bites across on squatt.
The only consolation I was told it was bad luck. crappity smack bad luck it was bad organising and nothing else.
I finished miles behind in my section which was no surprise; oh my area was abolutely covered in dog sh!t too.
The venue is good; the organisation is utter 6 finger shuffle; it take crappity smack all to put up a notice or at worse poke your crappity smack head over a bridge to check the pegs.
The last summer league I 'fished' there was about three ago when I was pegged exactly half way along a very long boat right outside the Boat pub. I couldn't fish the first part of this match because I had nowhere to go; I was not even allowed another draw; how crap is that? I finished last there too.
The whole point of this is that these are opening rounds and completely crappity smack the team up points wise. Why dont the organisers get these pegs; they deserve too.

Too add insult to injury I had to save face by buying a whole heap of Mars Bars. What a day, had mor fun in the Tax Office.

joffmiester · #5

you must of fished a different match bill

the truth is you are dead right about the notice i did 'nt see one saying water booked either and to have anglers on your peg is even worse as its you that has to take the s##t off them when they move if they move you should of got your money back bill

and then brought more mars bars

#6

Thanks for those kind words of sympathy Mr Joffmiester.

PS Did you notice the sell by date on those Mars Bars?

joffmiester · #7

the kids said they tasted fresh still they always do when you an't payed for them

#8

Bill

If its any consolation Myself,joff,Hannah,Katie,Max and Izzie all agreed that the mars bars you bought were some of the best we've ever tasted

joffmiester · #9

your peg and marks peg are where team matches are won and lost through no fault of your own

on another day it will be me or lee you see
i have thought about marks peg and why he did'nt catch much and the conclusion is

he must of put a better price in to knock the wall down and helped him

#10

Good job Mars Bars are quite soft; they will enter yopu orifices with great ease

#11

I didn't type the prase 'carppity smack' either; it was something else

joffmiester · #12

it must of been far worse than that then

and what sort of rule is that carp only weigh a pound if you catch one chr#st if i'd of got the one i hooked out on that tackle i'd of gone mad if it was put on scales at apound

joffmiester · #13

lookout PJ on site i thought you said you were working this afternoon

911654 · #14

A trabbuco team moaning about there draw what a refreshing change welcome to the real world of match fishing

#15

Rant over

joffmiester · #16

A trabbuco team moaning about there draw what a refreshing change welcome to the real world of match fishing

thats topical so they normally draw spot on as soon as i go there luck runs out

and i thought woodhouse was just good

#17

Sould I start ranting again?

#18

A trabbuco team moaning about there draw what a refreshing change welcome to the real world of match fishing

thats topical so they normally draw spot on as soon as i go there luck runs out and i thought woodhouse was just good

we drew crap because we had the last envelope...

I didn't get the chance for a good draw to glue itself to my sticky little fingers because three of our team couldn't get their arses away from the breakfast table

joffmiester · #19

your off again mr woodhouse the fact of the matter was you were missing due to the fact you had to go to the corner shop for the mars bars

and could'nt cover the pools as well

joffmiester · #20

bill where are you going next week just so i can stay away the way your luck is