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[Woodhouse]

There was an old man named Keeling
who had a perculiar feeling
his legs went numb
from his ankles to bum
and now he fishes while kneeling

[Woodhouse]

You all know that man named Joff
he acts like a bit of a Toff
keeps Michelle on the hop
while he posts on here at the shop
if she finds out she'll knock his block off

[Dodge]

There is a jovial chap called lee,
He is a bit of a joker
Late at night when his wife is in bed he likes a game of poker
They say he is a bit of a nut
And is very tidy on the cut
He is a whizz on his puter
Shame he has got a big hooter
He has a very old brilo box
Which is a bit of a hit
Shame his canal is full of dog sh!t    














Ps I tried    :-[      

[bill yards]

Like 'em

[bill yards]

There was a man I'm told
Whose moniker is Marigold
He is travelling to Wales
To drink all their ales
I bet he comes back arseold

[Woodhouse]

There was a lad named Slade
To Bewdlay he went to raid
He fished three matches
And had big catches,
To finish up being well paid

[Woodhouse]

There once was a builder man
who had a son he called Dan
he wanted a brickie
instead got a thickie
who ended up fishing for Tiptan

[swampy]

ha ha my dads a milkman!!!

[swampy]

there was a man named dave
he sends me up the bar like a slave
hes got a big belly im sure hes eaten his telly
but i wont have a bad word said against him because he drives me everywhere!!!!

[swampy]

i know the last line doesnt rhime but i thort it was funny!

[Woodhouse]

i know the last line doesnt rhime but i thort it was funny!