Any ideas how to book in?
Posted: July 28th, 2008, 9:37 pm
SHAKESPEARE LAMENT.
THEY SEEK HIM HERE, THEY SEEK HIM THERE, THEY SEEK THAT ELUSIVE HARRELL EVERYWHERE.
IS HE IN HEAVEN, OR IS HE IN HELL, THAT DAMNED ELUSIVE PIMPERNAL???...
SHAKESPEARE’S TURNING IN HIS GRAVE, ‘COS’ HE’S JUST READ ABOUT OUR DAVE.
THE BARD OF STRATFORD IS IN DESPAIR, ‘COS’ ‘HAPPY Dave’ JUST AIN’T THERE.!!!.
ORGANISING SUCH A GREAT SHOW, TURNS UP ONCE, AND HAS A GO,
ONE BIG CARP AND A FEW LITTLE BITS,
THEN HIS MIND WANDERS TO BLOND’S AND TIT’S!!!.
ALAS, POOR DAVE, WE KNOW HIM WELL,
STORIES OF GREAT CATCH’ES WE ALL CAN TELL,
FROM FRONT PAGE HEADLINES TO DREAMS OF GOLD,
NOW, THE ELUSIVE PIMPERNAL IS GETTING OLD!!!.
NEXT YEARS HOLIDAY IS TO NIAGRA FALLS,
TAKING VIAGRA, TO FILL HIS BALLS!!!.
WHEN HE’S THERE, HE MAY MEET A YANK,,
BUT HE’D BE BETTER OFF HAVING A (GOOD DAY AT EVESHAM, ON THE BANK!!)
THEY SEEK HIM HERE, THEY SEEK HIM THERE, THEY SEEK THAT ELUSIVE HARRELL EVERYWHERE.
IS HE IN HEAVEN, OR IS HE IN HELL, THAT DAMNED ELUSIVE PIMPERNAL???...
SHAKESPEARE’S TURNING IN HIS GRAVE, ‘COS’ HE’S JUST READ ABOUT OUR DAVE.
THE BARD OF STRATFORD IS IN DESPAIR, ‘COS’ ‘HAPPY Dave’ JUST AIN’T THERE.!!!.
ORGANISING SUCH A GREAT SHOW, TURNS UP ONCE, AND HAS A GO,
ONE BIG CARP AND A FEW LITTLE BITS,
THEN HIS MIND WANDERS TO BLOND’S AND TIT’S!!!.
ALAS, POOR DAVE, WE KNOW HIM WELL,
STORIES OF GREAT CATCH’ES WE ALL CAN TELL,
FROM FRONT PAGE HEADLINES TO DREAMS OF GOLD,
NOW, THE ELUSIVE PIMPERNAL IS GETTING OLD!!!.
NEXT YEARS HOLIDAY IS TO NIAGRA FALLS,
TAKING VIAGRA, TO FILL HIS BALLS!!!.
WHEN HE’S THERE, HE MAY MEET A YANK,,
BUT HE’D BE BETTER OFF HAVING A (GOOD DAY AT EVESHAM, ON THE BANK!!)
