Lights off
Posted: July 14th, 2008, 12:20 pm
A Husband insisted on makeing love in the dark.
After 20yrs, the wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic.
"YOU IMPOTENT BA$TARD! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME ALL THESE YEARS?!"
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says.....
"Ill expain the vibrator you explain the kids....!"
After 20yrs, the wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic.
"YOU IMPOTENT BA$TARD! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME ALL THESE YEARS?!"
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says.....
"Ill expain the vibrator you explain the kids....!"