Simple Match Fishing Forum

Evening all!!

Ive done well, only now im on the computer! Arrived in Portugal last night

Patchy tanned already theres still time though

Back to the Pool with my wine after a quick read through on here

Hope everyones fine and dandy

Whey hey, jammy bugger
I'm on the carling in the back garden in the rain and gloomy weather. Near enough the same as what your going through
Have a good time

Happy hols

Good un Gem

Watch out for them waiters











Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it

Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it

Goes in one ear and out the other mate
I trust her 100%

Sorry Simps ....  couldnt help it

Goes in one ear and out the other mate  
I trust her 100%  

Thankyou all a blokes gottta do is look and i go all shy lol

i dunno- its 9pm, ive only just got out of bikini happy days

Goes in one ear and out the other mate  
I trust her 100%   [/quote]




so what are these two doing in her room taking gem for swimming lessons

Human Skittles
She will prolly eat them both...................



Not like that Dodge before you say anything

must be friends of chris V

Human Skittles

The shape of their hats i wouldnt say skittles , I was thinking more like if the stuck one arm up each then they'd look like a giant sized rampant rabit

So Gemma ate out a Chinese restaurant last nite while on her hols

Dont worry simps we have inspector Joff following her every move


Wonder where she will be eating tonight ??

i think she has been doing a bit of DIY on one of the holiday gifts

it used to say kiss me quick

i'm shore she said she would be eating tonight with a few friends

Words escape me



Your all for it when she sign's in........  

Flamin eck


Inspector joff has informed me that Gemma has ordered a " spit roast" for the main course

Wonder if its true........

'You only talk about it when you Ain't getting it'

dead right there matey
i really fancied a bit untill i went to watch the tank commander swimming

Just laughed so much at them comments/pics!! Naughty naughty boys!! good imaginations guys- they always say a picture says it all

For information i had a vegetable quiche with salad (you eat unusual things whilst on hol!) and it wasnt very nice either, still ate it went to Villamoura at a four seasons place my auntie got timeshare at so can use the pools/jacuzzi etc didnt make it down to the Marina. If only Simple was here

Doing good not touched the hair straightners since being here- hairs one hell of a crazy mess!!

Yehaaaaaaaa

Is it raining back home?!! *Gem ducks!*

PS.... people only call me Gemma when ive done something wrong :(

What a sport you are Gem


Dont forget the aftersun