Billy Uptons "tortoise"
Posted: September 22nd, 2015, 10:04 am
Some seasons ago, we fished a match on the Priest House water at Castle Donnington, A cracking trotting stretch on the middle Trent , with a good flow and depth, Ideal for the stick float.
At that time I regularly gave a lift to Vic Priest (club Secretary and a founder member) and his son Kevin.
We would fish the match, Kevin would sit and watch and fish for a while after the whistle.
On this occasion I was drawn in the next upstream peg to Billy Upton (club Chairman and also founder member)
Bill was good company, avuncular, but no Billy Lane or Ken Giles.
As the match progressed Bill became aware that while he was fishless I was taking small Chub and Roach from under a Hawthorn bush which bordered his swim.
Bill expressed an opinion that my middle name was Hartley and my beloved parents should be joined in matrimony at an early date.
After 3/4 hours a still fishless Bill shouted " you should see what I've got walking up my line, it's a Tortoise".
I sent Kevin to investigate. He reported that Bill had hooked, landed and boxed a Terrapin, about the size of a sandwich plate.
Come the weigh in Bill insisted that the said beast be weighed as in accordance club rules it has been caught on rod and line, stating that as club Chair he knew the rules better than anyone else. This of course caused some considerable amusement.
Someone asked "wot yow gunna doe wi it Bill". Bill after a few moments pensive thought replied "I'll doe sum tatters und sum paes"
More amusement ensued.
The next time I saw Bill he told me that he had sold the Terrapin to a nephew who ran a pet shop in Great Bridge, for £10.00. the creature was put up for sale for £17.50 .
Bill stated that but for the fact he had attended the wedding of said nephews parents he could have brought serious doubt to the lads birth status.
At that time I regularly gave a lift to Vic Priest (club Secretary and a founder member) and his son Kevin.
We would fish the match, Kevin would sit and watch and fish for a while after the whistle.
On this occasion I was drawn in the next upstream peg to Billy Upton (club Chairman and also founder member)
Bill was good company, avuncular, but no Billy Lane or Ken Giles.
As the match progressed Bill became aware that while he was fishless I was taking small Chub and Roach from under a Hawthorn bush which bordered his swim.
Bill expressed an opinion that my middle name was Hartley and my beloved parents should be joined in matrimony at an early date.
After 3/4 hours a still fishless Bill shouted " you should see what I've got walking up my line, it's a Tortoise".
I sent Kevin to investigate. He reported that Bill had hooked, landed and boxed a Terrapin, about the size of a sandwich plate.
Come the weigh in Bill insisted that the said beast be weighed as in accordance club rules it has been caught on rod and line, stating that as club Chair he knew the rules better than anyone else. This of course caused some considerable amusement.
Someone asked "wot yow gunna doe wi it Bill". Bill after a few moments pensive thought replied "I'll doe sum tatters und sum paes"
More amusement ensued.
The next time I saw Bill he told me that he had sold the Terrapin to a nephew who ran a pet shop in Great Bridge, for £10.00. the creature was put up for sale for £17.50 .
Bill stated that but for the fact he had attended the wedding of said nephews parents he could have brought serious doubt to the lads birth status.