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Spotted at the Match Fishing Cup:

How the F**k am i supposed to get this joker on a size 14

I wish i was the same colour as a jiffy bag instead of the same colour as a frozen chicken

i wish these people would'nt call me godfrey

See all them nights out with Mohamed Moulton have started to take their toll on Jiffy Bag ::)

Yepp his standards have slipped since i stopped looking after him........ very unprofessional

No wonder he couldnt catch shallow

Im sure i saw that gnome at the garden centre

I think a trip to the local Contessa/Debenhams/BHS is required for a bra fitting

I'll work out how to play 1 potato 2 potato on my own if it kills me.

Cant beleive he isnt unhooking a fish

3 years my travelling partner and look whats happened to him

Can't belive dodge never told me to put a hook on

Went fishing with Jiffy Bag yesterday.......picked him up at 5.45 am , he said " i gotta be back early this afternoon coz i got a match on the river weaver at 5 pm"   ...... he never sleeps       sorry    lew  

Anyway got him back in plenty of time       he only went and won the weaver match with 24lb of bream    

Spends the day with me and he is winning again      ::) Drennan N W    who are they  



 

hello little butterfly

hello little butterfly

Is that a kryptic message or summat

Joff .......... what is scotty on about ?? I have enuff trouble trying to understand the brummies on here ::)

what ever it is i'l have some

what ever it is i'l have some  

  Is he talking too himself    



Butterflies

sorry for that .i thought you wanted some funny one liners to go with the caption. i think he might have a butterfly in his hands.

Don`t worry Scotty mate, some people are just too slow especially that one from Leicester way

sorry for that .i thought you wanted some funny one liners to go with the caption. i think he might have a butterfly in his hands.

Good stuff you rentmen smoke, hallucinating, butterflies

Don`t worry Scotty mate, some people are just too slow especially that one from Leicester way

have you ever seen a butterfly up your way ropas