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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"


A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.
"Vet: "Is it a tom?
"Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."


A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: &quot :D o you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"



Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell wobbly cheeks cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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The old ones are the best TK ...get thi coit lad :rofl :rofl
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