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the old one's had worn away with all the fish

Simple Thats the second time you have told a fib on this forum tonight.

Lies sir Dave

I never lie, honest

Well what a wounder
Got woke up this morning at 8.29 by Si saying "Where are you"
My friggin alarm never went off did it
Gotta say I'm very yellow stream off, anyone want all my bait ::)

Sorry guys Time to use a different alarm clock..

I reckon you were tipped off Simple Si.
The curse struck again.
Looked like the station was switched off. No steam from the towers meaning no hot water being pumped in. Rang Mrs K and told her to put the kettle on........to no avail.
Guess what - 5 mins after packing up - pumps start - steam billowing out of the hurdy gurdy and warm water running into the pond. Glad the gudgeon charmer witnessed it or you'd think I was telling porkies. By the time we left the gudgeon charmer's peg was just getting enveloped in steam rising from the water

I would have come as all my stuff was in the car ready which I always do the night before. But I wouldn't have been able to get through the security gates would I.
I rekon I could have caught you lot up anyways lol

I'd have come and collected you - you were on peg 3 by the way - a flyer - it didn't come out the draw bag  

I lived upto my BDM title - 2 pegs left in the bag - 5 & 3 - publicly state I want 3 and pull out 5

Well id like to thank Tk for inviting me to fish this mini series (and you were invied si). The venue was totaly different to what im used to (and you si but you lost your bottle to find oout), a pool like a canal, with a flow, and beasty fish (thats why you bottled it si because the fish fight back) Well i caught 2 pbs today so am well chuffed - first was my smallest gudgeon ive ever caught all of 2cm long and the second was my smallest chub ever just about making a cm long to give me a weight of 11drm (and not a did not show si). I was smashed 5 times by something that fight back. Just think si you could of tested that pole you are trying to sell out. I told you you need to test the pole out before you can sell it, but youve got no confidence in the pole so didnt show.

Well at least ive won the first side bet of a quid plus the didnt show penalty which doubles the bet so im 2 quid up already

[highlight]Pictures can be found here .. TK Grueller match Round 1[/highlight]

just think simple you could of seen all that steam for real not having to rely on somebody elses pictures .

You could of all so got you mug shot on tks gallery of rouges

Sorry I could not make it lads. Looks like I missed a grueller.  

Nice pics Si (me) They must have been taken before match as everyone is smiling  ;)

See yous all on the next one.  :)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So I was not the only one then

I didnt oversleep Simon, I had to go up to Scotland late Friday night on an

emergency

So you was really the only one who failed miserably

Sorry mate, see you in a fortnight

awww Shucks

So I WAS the only one then

Yep - the results sheet reads as follows
Mr V  DNF - In Scotland
Simple Simon DNF - In bed

Yep - the results sheet reads as follows
Mr V  DNF - In Scotland
Simple Simon DNF - In bed

Super duper, How many points do I get for that then

Did toy with minus 5, (The gudgeon charmer suggested a more severe penalty last night ) but being the decent sort of chappie I am, decided on zilch

Are you gonna put the results up matey

Why do you publicly want me to name and shame?  
Yes - was going to post earlier, but I've a query on one guys weight - it's recorded as 0.1.11 but I'm sure he did a pound plus so I'm hanging on a call so that I get the points correct with no subsequent disputes  

Sound cheers, I need to know what I have to do to catch Si up  ;)

well "Turn up" for a start

, before anyone else says it  :P[

It can be a topsy turvey league. GT won 3 matches on there last year and still failed to win the coverted crown. We need Golden Balls Ludgate not to draw a flyer for a change for starters