Simple Match Fishing Forum

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 1:16 pm**

******CALL IN FOR JOFFS SATURDAY ANGLING SPECIALS******

Sweetcorn and meat, 50p for two large tins
Ready cut cubed meat only 25 p for a large tin
Steak 20p per pound
Bread, two laves of thick sliced Warburtons 10p

The listed costs obviously do not apply for Daiwa Trentmen squad members.

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 1:35 pm**

bills free school teaching sessions for all under tens kit supplied free

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 1:43 pm**

Joff is a first cousin of Ebenezer Scrooge

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 1:48 pm**

Woodhouse once bought a round of beer

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 2:08 pm**

Bill is round

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 3:36 pm**

Woodhouse speaks ENGLISH

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 3:59 pm**

woodhouse was once 6ft 4in

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:00 pm**

dodge once played for man city

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:20 pm**

Joff once played for the Harlem Globe trotters

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:22 pm**

Joff once ballet danced with Nureyev

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:22 pm**

lee used to be the milky bar kid

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:24 pm**

Woodhouse used to appear in the Ken Dodd Show

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:24 pm**

bill is one of the original village people

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:26 pm**

woodhouse used to dance with pams people on top of the pops

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:30 pm**

chrisV once got tipped to be a dorking angler

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:30 pm**

Joff is a yokel

Whoops ive told the truth again ::) silly me

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:34 pm**

your out

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:34 pm**

Lee is the love child of Neil Kinnock and Margaret Thatcher

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:36 pm**

nice one

Posted: **November 14th, 2008, 4:37 pm**

dodge used to travel with fred west

Simple Match Fishing Forum

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

Tell a Random Lie about the person above.