Simple Match Fishing Forum

In arrives Superman ..........wheres the problem gents is it the Joker again or just Lee........

its leewhos lookin in his pants for his blood worm so hi can go dogging with the dawrfs in the woods and ....................

and find the third piece of the map,with two already in his hand and loads :oof photos of batman and cat woman dogging he suddenly taken from behind who's that he screamed then

he hears a cockney voice loud in his ear saying, hello big boy, youve been mugged like youve never been mugged before. Lee spun around to see mugger morton stood there with his full erected pole in hand and saying .......................

they dont like it up em mate

to which woodhouse say i love it up me, When we go doggin with dwarf vader i am always the taker. im an pro at it now .................

after a while it started to rain the show was over most had made it back to there cars,yet most were still steamed up :obut in the corner of the car pack was old merc yellow in colour and hadn't been seen before who was it

could it be tk arriving in style?????

who ever it is the dwarfs ran for cover

That is all but Grumpy......

he made his way straight to the dark tunnel under the hot pipes and along the side of the canal grunting but as he went under the road bridge something shocked him

He bumped into Royalty.............

It was Gandolf the Grey spearing dog turds with his snooker cue expletives were coming from his mouth some too rude to be repeated ::) he shouted when I catch the crappity smack who keep letting their dog(gers) shitting on my towpath I am going to.................

he soon started to run the other way

with a snooker cue up his........

jacket, as he relised that this dogging was not just involving dwarfs around cannock chase anymore, but had spread to parts of manchester were other people were openly dogging

The big question now on every ones tounges was, Just how far and how many people were involved in this dogging sport ...........

Only the RED HALF of Manchester and most of Suvern England mate ...........





Not the first time Ronaldo has been caught in that "Pose" aswell

after looking at this poster he decided not to run to manchester nothing like that happens to the mighty wolves where MEN ARE MEN and sheep are scared .he moved off the towpath over the train lines and started thumbing a lift on the M6 which way did he go

crappity smack me,
The little crappity smack ended up at Stafford.

The last I saw of him they were trying to get him on top of the Chistmas Tree in Woolworths.........................................

but as it was half price ther was no fairy lights for him to ---