. I have been on here several times this week looking for the "punchline" and god knows I have been tempted a few times to disclose the result, as even I have been in suspense, as usual, waiting for you to get the results up 
If you don't get nominated for the "Booker Prize" this year, I will e surprised. I bet your shopping list for Asda is 10 pages long to buy eggs, milk, butter and Warburtons







