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TK gets his wobbly cheeks in gear

his wobbly cheeks is stuck in the commode

or stuck on the seat down the pub

Ok Si, I will put you out your misery.....

It was a cold morning and a queue of cars as far as the eyes could see stretched out from the gates of Rugeley power station. Last to turn up was TK in his wife's hairdressing car.
After the ball aching task of signing in and Sprucey nearly reversing into a prime example Ford XR2 we took the 9mph drive to Kidney pond.
Mr V has slipped past security and was already waiting eager to get underway. With everyones gear inside the gate Mr V bared his head so the shiny draw discs would have a place to hide.
I snook my hand in and had a bit if a shake and one disc reached out to me and said "Pick me, pick me" So I did and it was peg 1  
I was so shocked that when HAHA asked what peg I drew, I told him peg 4  :P
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Your Gay for not coming    

HA HA

Nice one Simon. PMSL

Nice one Simon.   PMSL

i will have you know, i was doing a very very very important job yesterday, one that none of you would do as you are to comfortable sat on them boxes.












what was the job i hear you say












well some one as to keep an eye on the cuts. What would happen if a coach load of poles were eating the fish, or mgbs boat had an oil leak or all the peg had been vandalized. See so you might knock but theses jobs need doing and it seems theres only me willing to do it or as the dog to protect him in case a gang of hooded chavs get lippy

Your lucky Si at least you got an invite. :(.

Your lucky Si at least you got an invite. :(.

You dont need an invite DaveC, just let TK know you are available and if there are places available, you are in

He is been sarcy Paul. He lives in London(posh part)
And another thing he couldn't handle it... he only like easy bagup waters

I know that Paul its just I feel left out down here :(.

I could teach you a thing or two about catching chub out of small waters Simple. I was doing that before you were born.

Hey up everybody......Stand by your beds.......TK is on line, we may get the results soon.....or is he just gonna post to say he will put them up later just to make ME (Simon) suffer a bit more  

I could teach you a thing or two about catching chub out of small waters

Hey Davec - I need a few lessons ..........when you popping up here

Id love to TK but Im fully booked for the next two years teaching Simple. I know its a long time but he is a bit slow on the uptake.

hey Dave, you don't earn the right to take the yellow stream until you beat me on a match.
Out of about 7 or 8 matches you only beat me once at Stockton and that's because you had a plan with Gem to make me late getting there, have no sleep the night before and then have her sit behind me putting me off

There you go with the excuses again

I,m not sure if the fish were being spooked by the pole over their heads?. pegs 9 and 10 needs 14.5mtrs-16mtrs of pole as feeding at 13mtrs i think allows the fish to back off a mtre or so when a few have been hooked.

Don't you read anythink I send you Welder

And I quote

Pegs 7 – 10. Widens here 13 to 18 mtrs.



Fancy taking half a pole

Looks Like HAHA's mole as got mates in the know....



After my paste

Looks like he's had a right pasting

I,m not sure if the fish were being spooked by the pole over their heads?. pegs 9 and 10 needs 14.5mtrs-16mtrs of pole as feeding at 13mtrs i think allows the fish to back off a mtre or so when a few have been hooked.

Don't you read anythink I send you Welder  

And I quote

Pegs 7 – 10. Widens here 13 to 18 mtrs.



Fancy taking half a pole  :P

No size 14 in the top lip

Think Welder must be stacking some zzzzzzzzzzs up - rumour has it he's got to go to work in the morning rather than going fishing

Fancy taking half a pole    

Looks like i only needed half a pole in my section T.K

I didnt reed all of it KT whoever you are in case i became consufed, specially as i,m sufferin with dementia.  :D