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...a good long session with the two dogging specialists, also involved that night was a wise old man with long hair and snooker cue ....what could he be carrying this implement for at this time of night......who was it and what was he doing................????

Well they all had their WADERS on ropa oh yes and funnily enough they all had cameras four proper ugly Crappity Smackers in the middle of nowhere in yam yam land all ready to ......

meet budgie in his post man pats van offering his cat  as a change for the doggers

Had the doggers turned into catters??? and what was this new craze of catting???

iot came from manchester were the shakes had brougjht it over with them and set a new trend around the city. over in scouse land they have taken to .........

They decided to bugger off to another Star Wars convention       Long Crappity Smacker was darf Vader as usual    Woodhouse went as a Wookie    Bill yards went as Chewbacker    and Taypot was C3PO      






       






Liverpool

and simps was luke sky walker and gem princess leer

Meanwhile the scousers had nicked budgies van on were on there way to the stars wars convention with their kidnapped superstar in the back of budgies van.. but who was he??????

Gem couldnt believe all these crazy loons that surrounded her...


oooops sorry i was too slow typeing!

he was the postman who whilst being towed at 60mph thought he was a thunder bird in thunder bird 2 on his way to ................

he was the postman who whilst being towed at 60mph thought he was a thunder bird in thunder bird 2 on his way to ................

They were goin 60 mph coz they wanted to be first up in the doggin stakes          .........



But darf vader beat em on his scooter    

and simps got a thick hear of gem when she found out he was also one of these doggin pervs after being caught towing the post man at 60mph

Towards Cannock Chase where ........

My Gem was at the stars wars convention also was she the instigator and head of the dogging syndicate????? Had she had the postman kidnapped by the scousers??? questions need answering.............

Maybe`s batman and robin should be called for... time for the darf and dwarf vader to switch outfite me finks.........

wearing her thigh lenght boots and cat of 9 tails whips

Simps is removing the evidence this very minute


Your right lads....... there all in it together heres us thinking were on the best fishing site in the country and its a flamin cover for a DOGGIN SYNDICATE ...........

Remember a dogger is for life Gem not just for christmas

and they are trying to hood wink us into joining their pervy was especialy now they have moved the minx into the area as well to lead them

Remember a dogger is for life Gem not just for christmas