Simple Match Fishing Forum

40 minutes for me. There don't seem to be any matches there in the summer anymore which is a shame as it is solid. It does get busy with boats but I'm sure all canals do. I see you had a platform last week dan you will find most of the locals have these with extra long legs,penrose do some about 4ft long which are handy for the steep banks. Its always a pleasure when I go to other canals and there is a decent bank just inches above the water. ...And the mud was hideous on the towpath on sunday when it thawed out, my box was covered from the drawers down yet my mates who's van I was in looked like it was just out of the shop? Talking of Mud, did you get the stain out of the gusset of those joggers?

you knocked the nail on the head there jon. they will do ok the semi cos they will be in a comfort zone and surrounded by like minded people.

40 minutes for me. There don't seem to be any matches there in the summer anymore which is a shame as it is solid. It does get busy with boats but I'm sure all canals do. I see you had a platform last week dan you will find most of the locals have these with extra long legs,penrose do some about 4ft long which are handy for the steep banks. Its always a pleasure when I go to other canals and there is a decent bank just inches above the water. ...And the mud was hideous on the towpath on sunday when it thawed out, my box was covered from the drawers down yet my mates who's van I was in looked like it was just out of the shop? Talking of Mud, did you get the stain out of the gusset of those joggers?

Whats a boat?

Don't you get boats on your bit of the canal then Lee?

Don't you get boats on your bit of the canal then Lee?

Of course we do Chavey....



We had three last year, one in June and two in November.

Rich mad thing about when i fell in, two days before i spoke to si fry and asked him to bring me one of the waterproof garbo caps that they do but i got a lot more than i bargained for in the morning when i went for a dip at least the top of my head stayed dry.

Rich mad thing about when i fell in, two days before i spoke to si fry and asked him to bring me one of the waterproof garbo caps that they do but i got a lot more than i bargained for in the morning when i went for a dip at least the top of my head stayed dry.

You will do owt to wear pink you lot down there

Dodge i tried to explain to lee on the phone last week they were not really that pink they had a slight tint of grey in them.

They were quite fashionable for an old woman to wear she said she had not long taken them off. So i could not help myself and smell the crotch on them i could not believe the stink, so when i gave them her back after the match i could not help myself but ask her why they smelt so bad and she went on to tell me it was cos of her arthritus me being a bit soft said to her well you dont get arthritus down there do you and she went on to tell me she had it in her shoulder and had not been able to wipe her wobbly cheeks for 3 months.

Dodge i tried to explain to lee on the phone last week they were not really that pink they had a slight tint of grey in them.

They were quite fashionable for an old woman to wear she said she had not long taken them off. So i could not help myself and smell the crotch on them i could not believe the stink, so when i gave them her back after the match i could not help myself but ask her why they smelt so bad and she went on to tell me it was cos of her arthritus me being a bit soft said to her well you dont get arthritus down there do you and she went on to tell me she had it in her shoulder and had not been able to wipe her wobbly cheeks for 3 months.

Bloody brilliant....


Please..no more i'm bloody crying....

Chavey said you sh!t yourself aswell as being a bit of a perv lol ::)

I would like to think any warm bloodied bloke would of had a smell even if she was 71 years old.

I would like to think any warm bloodied bloke would of had a smell even if she was 71 years old.
 

No wonder you fell in

your off your heads you lot love it

Dodge i tried to explain to lee on the phone last week they were not really that pink they had a slight tint of grey in them.

They were quite fashionable for an old woman to wear she said she had not long taken them off. So i could not help myself and smell the crotch on them i could not believe the stink, so when i gave them her back after the match i could not help myself but ask her why they smelt so bad and she went on to tell me it was cos of her arthritus me being a bit soft said to her well you dont get arthritus down there do you and she went on to tell me she had it in her shoulder and had not been able to wipe her wobbly cheeks for 3 months.

LMAO  thats  just too funny to not reply

Would you be interested in a 20 pegger here  :)




Great story

Justin

Looks like the K & A at Pewsey now....

i daint think lloydy had bin to pewsey too!! there goes my lift sunday!!

i daint think lloydy had bin to pewsey too!! there goes my lift sunday!!

i'll give you lift there getting home the problem

i know how to get back into your good books! BEER!!!

lee come on you know that looks nothing like me, i aint got a beard.