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A1 read as usual Mugger - cheers


And well done on the day

matt must of had one, as he was the only other regular jinxster who never got a pass to Gem's exclusive club . The problem with the minx club of today is it lets any rif raf in

My letter will be presented at the next weigh in then

Simon,
The thing is that the letter can't remove a previous Minxing :(, and the letter has to have been written and dated on the morning of the match you intend to use it on. It also has to be presented to The Minx before the weigh-in.

It's also a one time get out, use it when you don't need to and there is no second chance ever.

One time per year isnt it ?
I am gonna get one written up. I can add the date and time later 

It will be nearly as important as my rod license 

Oh by the way, Gem had a worried look on her face when she saw this thread lol

One time per year isnt it ?
I am gonna get one written up. I can add the date and time later 

It will be nearly as important as my rod license 

Oh by the way, Gem had a worried look on her face when she saw this thread lol 

Schoolboy error Simon,
I've now printed you post out as proof that you intend to defraud The Minx, so are permanently disqualified from using that get out.

Your only way to escape now, is to marry her.

Your only way to escape now, is to marry her.

So husbands cannot get minxed

Right I better go and buy some kinder surprise eggs, there used to be some lovely rings in them

So husbands cannot get minxed 

Right I better go and buy some kinder surprise eggs, there used to be some lovely rings in them 

No, they can still get Minxed. 
But we may be a little more sympathetic towards you if it's your wife whooping your wobbly cheeks.

pffft I doubt it. I have been having a bad time there recently.
Not to worry I will shine again soon I'm sure I hope

I think its something Keith puts in that larger he keeps giving me. I aint having any next time

I hope you are not insinuating that I am to blame for you not being able to control your girlfriend

Sorry Keith, I meant the other keith

But we may be a little more sympathetic towards you if it's your wife whooping your wobbly cheeks.

Dont believe a word of it Si. He is lying. Trust me I know from bitter experience.

Stop trying to scare him Dave, It's well known that I'm almost as sympathetic as you are to a fellow anglers plight.

I must admit youre right we are very similar. I think I proved that after you were "Gladysed" I was very sympathetic.

My point entirely, now be good and stop trying to scare the poor lad.

So come on who used it

off what i heard, Peter should of yesterday

Peter didnt need to use it. He escaped a Minxing by the skin of his teeth TWICE.


He tied with Gems weight TWICE.

He's still going on the list

He gets half a minxing 2 days which equals 1 Minxing

I've never had a problem accepting a Minxing, but there's no such thing as a ½ Minxing.
Gem has to beat you to Minx  you, Yes I did escape by the skin of my teeth by tying on weight with her both days, but that's the way it goes, so stop being bitter Simps.