Simple Match Fishing Forum

Common Joff tell us about the heli pad, I heard you were having put in the rear grounds

The shelf next to the cooker hood aint level..
Someone has nicked all your knives out the knife block..
Henry is full..
The grass needs cutting..
Your toaster is too small..

Other than that, looks nice

all done now simples grass cut,rubbish buried,Henry emptied
i think chopped worms has all the knifes

Sorry Joff i ain't got ya knifes, your Butler would not let me in

I've got a crappity smacking headache so there

I will have in the mornign as im p1sshed and stilll knokin the wine and baccardii back

me how do you feel now mate after all that

chopped worm got any flat floats i might need them

joff..roumer has it chopped worm has give tooney all his lollipops and now hes catching nowt

joff..roumer has it chopped worm has give tooney all his lollipops and now hes catching nowt

tooney lollipops he'l just lick the paint off them

What the crappity smack do you want flat floats for mate just pick up the 12ft feeder rod, crumb, 2pts casters, half a kilo of the finest and remember crappity smack the team fish for bream, (back on the coach should have fished for roach)

Bucko i detect a hint of sarcasm ::)

who me .rich have u caught today

Just under 4 lb mate, peg 25 4 ft deep i was second best weight with that until peg 27, 4lb 2oz, best weight above bridge was 3 lb 13 oz off peg 2 i think Nick Young won again with 11 lb, down the bottom end i think, Jon Arthur had a tench and eels etc off peg 53 for second place with 10 lb odd apart from that it was crap, i fished like a muppet caught eels and perch early then should have fished for bleak as there were a few in the peg anyway will be back tomorrow but i need to think more about what i am doing with this venue at times

rich is there any colour or is it normal

Nothing at all, as they did not have the rain down there