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Mr Woodgett i think you better have a word with mr woodhouse because every time i write your name ie (Mr Woodgett) mr woogett comes out i think he's been tampering.

what do you mean look its j :ooff

Keep taking the tablets Joff


Nice one Bucko

I used to draw pegs like that

1st chuck with the feeder tip went round. liner 2nd chuck the same 3rd chuck im into a bream i had 9 in 9 chucks..igy just finished cupping in shouts have u had a sign yet..ive got 9 breamisaid how big are they he said.. i can only just get em in me landing net i said...id only got me canal net id left me river net at home but didnt want to tell him that ...ive got ten now and now elevan mumbling could be heard he was on the phone to hismerry men.. it wont be long before my phone ringing i thought.. .then 3 boats came no signs for ten minutes then linered up for ten minutes. then the rod went round off the rest.. i was attatched to jaws my 3lb hooklink didnt last long.. another 2 chucks another 2 bream...then 2 boats...then linered up again tip went round a proper bream this time but when i got it to the net it had turned into a 15lb+ carp tried to net it but it was never going to go in the landing net and broke me 2 more chucks 2 more bream.now got 15 igy had got 1..there is a god..more boats more liners..bob greenberet was comming towards me quick hide the worms i thought...have u caught owt he said only 15 bream i said have u used all them worms he said yes i have so have i he said the tip went round 3 in 3 chucks..a few there he said i think so..off he went i lost 3 in 3 chucks the worm doubling over the hook i hate that when that happens more boats more liners then 5 in 5 chucks then dean guest rang how many have u got 50lb+ the rod went round i picked up and said to dean ill have to go by which time i had become tangled in the tree behind me.i pulled to get my tip out and the line snapped and the feeder and the fish was never seen again..bob greenberet was back its ahundred and forty paces from my peg to yours he said theres something in the water in leicester i thought and cast in rang dean to tell him what i thought of him... igy

fcuk me buko get a job doing articles for match fishing it will be a best seller it's like when frank barlow  used to write . any way tell them our the top 4 anglers all use your bait pal and joff didint .

was now on the pole with a white flag on the end...have u given up i said ive got 5 skimmers and perch for about 12lb ive got 23 bream for50lb+ u good looking bsatard was his reply 2 more chucks 2more bream bob greenberet said slow down a bit ive got to weigh u in i said ok if i get any more ill put them back i shouted to iggy ive got 25 now how many have u got a noise came out of the trees i looked up he was tying a piece of rope with a loop in the end to a large tree u see some things in liecester. the tip went round again,but aboat was coming i bullied the fish and it came off.. more liners more boats then just before the end 1 more fish... 26 bream 65lb 14ozand back to the pub not of the flyers had fished that well.,...i won easy ii thanked everyone for comming and got a round in now im off to spend some more

That report was longer than the book WAR & PEACE If you hadnt of been talking so much throughout the match you wud of done at least a ton i reckon ::)

spot on bucko it was worth the wait roll on the next match it will be low and clear and i'l draw that peg

fcuk me buko get a job doing articles for match fishing it will be a best seller it's like when frank barlow  used to write . any way tell them our the top 4 anglers all use your bait pal and Mr Woodgett didint .

his shops 50miles away knob or i would
still i used to get squatts off him until you nicked dean off us

you could of had some of mine at the weekend i only had 2 pt to much.( your fcuking fault)

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS'NT DEPUTY DOG BICKO MATE

yea that fcuking clown as well yes you darron i no you will see this dont get sucked in next time.

buckos a bit like shakespeare the way he words things dont you think chaps.

any way jiff what made bob put all them flyers in one envalope .

computers personally mate i dont like the way he does it the dams and lock league on sunday had two anglers from the same team together as well and both on crap pegs

it took him all night he kept ring me up asking me how to spell the long words

Scotty, Joff asks Bob to put all the fliers in the same envelope...


Its the only way that Leicester MIGHT beat you...

righto

lee i didnt want to say that i was hopeing jiff would say it.

i just hope its in the bag on the next one surely you cant draw it again